Sleeping my life away...

I enjoy my sleep, I really do. Before getting married, when I was living on my own I would frequently sleep entire Wednesdays away! [Mainly because I was working 2 jobs and going to college but I digress...]


On Saturday I woke up around 12:30pm (mmm...so lovely!) and the hubbs had been up since 8:30. So I stroll into the kitchen to make some coffee and hubbs comes in behind me and says: "Good afternoon..." to which I reply "Good morning dear!"


Then he continues................


Hubbs: "Ok so while you were sleeping it occurred to me that when you sleep until 12:30 and I was up at 8:30...I am living 4 more hours than you today!"


Me: "Ummm....what? I'm living while I'm asleep!"


Hubbs: "Yeah...but technically you're not really living."

[Oh how I adore his scientific hypotheses...NOT.]

Me: "Whatever I like to sleep...I enjoy it because it's 4 LESS hours I have to hear your crap."

[BTW I said the previous statement with the utmost love and kindness I promise.]

So he left the room and came back with a pad and pencil in hand:

Hubbs: "When you sleep 4 extra hours everyday for a week you'll loose 28 hours a week to sleeping! That's 1456 hours in a year! OMG that's 60 DAYS!"


Me: "See?! I'm actually helping our marriage! Just think..for every 6.1 years we're married I slept through 1. I'm liking those stats!"


Hubbs: "Maybe you're right...do you want to go back to sleep?"

aaand that was that.

The grin on his face looked like thought he 'won' somehow.

I don't agree but...whatever. I'll let him get an ego boost.

ALSO:

Who the heck came up with the whole "You can sleep when you're dead" quote. 

I say to thee...WHAT?!

you can't believe EVERYTHING they say in movies...

*Hint: you really only need to watch the first 55 seconds of this video...then read my post below 







For some reason today a little experience from some years ago popped into my head and made me giggle to myself...I wanted to share & hopefully someone finds it as funny as I did.


Alright so,


It was a few years back that I watched this movie [Undercover Brother] with a group of my friends. I'm the only 'ethnic' one in the group (not that it's an issue but its part of the story). Any-who, I don't know what made us pick this movie but it is hilarious! We all laughed and had a good time & went home.


The next day I'm going to meet up with those same friends and on my way I get a phone call and it goes something like this:


(for the purposes of this let's call friend "A")


Me: "hello?"


A: "hey, I know you're on your way but I'm at Submarina do you want something?"


Me: "yeah sounds good, just get me a veggie sandwich on wheat bread...OH! and avocado please!"


A: "ok cool see you when you get here"


Me: "ok bye"


...about 30 seconds passes and the phone rings again...


Me: "hey"


A: "hey! ummm.......I just wanted to ask you.......do you want mayo on your sandwich?"


Me: (while in fits of laughter) "Haha! yes I do want mayo thank you."


A: "haha okay sorry I just wanted to make sure"

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